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The supposition that Remedios the Beauty Possessed powers of death was then borne out by four irrefutable
events. Although some men who were easy with their words said that it was worth sacrificing one’s life for a
night of love with such an arousing woman, the truth was that no one made any effort to do so. Perhaps, not only
to attain her but also to conjure away her dangers, all that was needed was a feeling as primitive and as simple as
that of love, but that was the only thing that did not occur to anyone. 2rsula did not worry about her any more.
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interested in basic domestic affairs. “Men demand much more than you think,?she would tell her enigmatically.
“There’s a lot of cooking, a lot of sweeping, a lot of suffering over little things beyond what you think.?She was
deceiving herself within, trying to train her for domestic happiness because she was convinced that once his
passion was satisfied them would not be a man on the face of the earth capable of tolerating even for a day a
negligence that was beyond all understanding. The birth of the latest Jos?Arcadio and her unshakable will to
bring him up to be Pope finally caused her to cease worrying about her great-granddaughter. She abandoned her
to her fate, trusting that sooner or later a miracle would take place and that in this world of everything there
would also be a man with enough sloth to put up with her. For a long time already Amaranta had given up trying
to make her into a useful woman. Since those forgotten afternoons when her niece barely had enough interest to
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to have to raffle you off,?she would tell her, perplexed at the fact that men’s words would not penetrate her. Later
on, when 2rsula insisted that Remedios the Beauty go to mass with her face covered with a shawl, Amaranta
thought that a mysterious recourse like that would turn out to be so provoking that soon a man would come who
would be intrigued enough to search out patiently for the weak point of her heart. But when she saw the stupid
way in which she rejected a pretender who for many reasons was more desirable than a prince,cheap swg credits, she gave up all
hope. Fernanda did not even make any attempt to understand her. When she saw Remedios the Beauty dressed as
a queen at the bloody carnival she thought that she was an extraordinary creature. But when she saw her eating
with her hands, incapable of giving an answer that was not a miracle of simplemindedness, the only thing that
she lamented was the fact that the idiots in the family lived so long. In spite of the fact that Colonel Aureliano
Buendaa kept on believing and repeating that Remedios the Beauty was in reality the most lucid being that he had
ever known and that she showed it at every moment with her startling ability to put things over on everyone, they
let her go her own way. Remedios the Beauty stayed there wandering through the desert of solitude, bearing no
cross on her back, maturing in her dreams without nightmares, her interminable baths, her unscheduled meals,
her deep and prolonged silences that had no memory until one afternoon in March, when Fernanda wanted to
fold her brabant sheets in the garden and asked the women in the house for help. She had just begun when
Amaranta noticed that Remedios the Beauty was covered all over by an intense paleness.
“Don’t you feel well??she asked her.

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“Let me soap you,?he murmured.
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“Even if it’s just your back,?the foreigner begged.
“That would be silly,?she said. “People never soap their backs.?
Then, while she was drying herself, the stranger begged her, with his eyes full of tears, to marry him. She
answered him sincerely that she would never marry a man who was so simple that he had wasted almost an hour
and even went without lunch just to see a woman taking a bath. Finally, when she put on her cassock, the man
could not bear the proof that, indeed, she was not wearing anything underneath, as everyone had suspected,sword of the new world vis, and
he felt himself marked forever with the white-hot iron of that secret. Then he took two more tiles off in order to
drop down into the bathroom.
“It’s very high,?she warned him in fright. “You’ll kill yourself!?
The rotten tiles broke with a noise of disaster and the man barely had time to let out a cry of terror as he
cracked his skull and was killed outright on the cement floor. The foreigners who heard the noise in the dining
room and hastened to remove the body noticed the suffocating odor of Remedios the Beauty on his skin. It was
so deep in his body that the cracks in his skull did not give off blood but an amber-colored oil that was
impregnated with that secret perfume, and then they understood that the smell of Remedios the Beauty kept on
torturing men beyond death, right down to the dust of their bones. Nevertheless, they did not relate that horrible
accident to the other two men who had died because of Remedios the Beauty. A victim was still needed before
the outsiders and many of the old inhabitants of Macondo would credit the legend that Remedios Buendaa did not
give off a breath of love but a fatal emanation. The occasion for the proof of it came some months later on one
afternoon when Remedios the Beauty went with a group of girl friends to look at the new plantings. For the girls
of Macondo that novel game was reason for laughter and surprises,sotnw vis, frights and jokes, and at night they would
talk about their walk as if it had been an experience in a dream. Such was the prestige of that silence that 2rsula
did not have the heart to take the fun away from Remedios the Beauty, and she let her go one afternoon,
providing that she wore a hat and a decent dress. As soon as the group of friends went into the plantings the air
became impregnated with a fatal fragrance. The men who were working along the rows felt possessed by a
strange fascination, menaced by some invisible danger, and many succumbed to a terrible desire to weep.
Remedios the Beauty and her startled friends managed to take refuge in a nearby house just as they were about to
be assaulted by a pack of ferocious males. A short time later they were rescued by the flour Aurelianos, whose
crosses of ash inspired a sacred respect, as if they were caste marks, stamps of invulnerability. Remedios the
Beauty did not tell anyone that one of the men, taking advantage of the tumult, had managed to attack her
stomach with a hand that was more like the claw of an eagle clinging to the edge of a precipice. She faced the
attacker in a kind of instantaneous flash and saw the disconsolate eyes,tcos gold, which remained stamped on her heart like
the hot coals of pity. That night the man boasted of his audacity and swaggered over his good luck on the Street
of the Turks a few minutes before the kick of a horse crushed his chest and a crowd of outsiders saw him die in

earth she was unaware that her irreparable fate as a disturbing woman was a daily disaster. Every time she
appeared in the dining room, against 2rsula’s orders, she caused a panic of exasperation among the outsiders. It
was all too evident that she was completely naked underneath her crude nightshirt and no one could understand
that her shaved and perfect skull was not some kind of challenge, and that the boldness with which she
uncovered her thighs to cool off was not a criminal provocation, nor was her pleasure when she sucked her
fingers after. eating. What no member of the family ever knew was that the strangers did not take long to realize
that Remedios the Beauty gave off a breath of perturbation, a tormenting breeze that was still perceptible several
hours after she had passed by. Men expert in the disturbances of love, experienced all over the world, stated that
they had never suffered an anxiety similar to the one produced by the natural smell of Remedios the Beauty. On
the porch with the begonias,buy tales of pirates gold, in the parlor, in any place in the house,sword of the new world vis, it was possible to point out the exact place
where she had been and the time that had passed since she had left it. It was a definite, unmistakable trace that no
one in the family could distinguish because it had been incorporated into the daily odors for a long time, but it
was one that the outsiders identified immediately. They were the only ones, therefore, who understood how the
young commander of the guard had died of love and how a gentleman from a faraway land had been plunged
into desperation. Unaware of the restless circle in which she moved, of the unbearable state of intimate calamity
that she provoked as she passed by, Remedios the Beauty treated the men without the least bit of malice and in
the end upset them with her innocent complaisance. When 2rsula succeeded in imposing the command that she
eat with Amaranta in the kitchen so that the outsiders would not see her, she felt more comfortable, because,tcos gold, after
all, she was beyond all discipline. In reality, it made no difference to her where she ate, and not at regular hours
but according to the whims of her appetite. Sometimes she would get up to have lunch at three in the morning,
sleep all day long,tales of pirates gold, and she spent several months with her timetable all in disarray until some casual incident
would bring her back into the order of things. When things were going better she would get up at eleven o’clock
in the morning and shut herself up until two o’clock, completely nude, in the bathroom, killing scorpions as she
came out of her dense and prolonged sleep. Then she would throw water from the cistern over herself with a
gourd. It was an act so prolonged, so meticulous, so rich in ceremonial aspects that one who did not know her
well would have thought that she was given over to the deserved adoration of her own body. For her, however,
that solitary rite lacked all sensuality and was simply a way of passing the time until she was hungry. One day, as
she began to bathe herself, a stranger lifted a tile from the roof and was breathless at the tremendous spectacle of
her nudity. She saw his desolate eyes through the broken tiles and had no reaction of shame but rather one of
alarm.
“Be careful,?she exclaimed. “You’ll fall.?
“I just wanted to see you,?the foreigner murmured.
“Oh, all right,?she said. “But be careful, those tiles are rotten.?
The stranger’s face had a pained expression of stupor and he seemed to be battling silently against his primary
instincts so as not to break up the mirage. Remedios the Beauty thought that he was suffering from the fear that
the tiles would break and she bathed herself more quickly than usual so that the man would not be in danger.
While she was pouring water from the, cistern she told him that the roof was in that state because she thought
that the bed of leaves had been rotted by the rain and that was what was filling the bathroom with scorpions. The
stranger thought that her small talk was a way of covering her complaisance, so that when she began to soap
herself he gave into temptation and went a step further.

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excitement as the time for the arrival of the train approached. “We have to prepare some meat and fish,?she
would order the four cooks, who hastened to have everything ready under the imperturbable direction of Santa
Sofaa de la Piedad. “We have to prepare everything,?she insisted, “because we never know what these strangers
like to eat.?The train arrived during the hottest time of day. At lunchtime the house shook with the bustle of a
marketplace, and the perspiring guests?awho did not even know who their hosts were?atrooped in to occupy the
best places at the table, while the cooks bumped into each other with enormous kettles of soup, pots of meat,cheap star wars credits,
large gourds filled with vegetables, and troughs of rice, and passed around the contents of barrels of lemonade
with inexhaustible ladles. The disorder was such that Fernanda was troubled by the idea that many were eating
twice and on more than one occasion she was about to burst out with a vegetable hawker’s insults because
someone at the table in confusion asked her for the check. More than a year had gone by since Mr. Herbert’s visit
and the only thing that was known was that the gringos were planning to plant banana trees in the enchanted
region that Jos?Arcadio Buendaa and his men had crossed in search of the route to the great inventions. Two
other sons of Colonel Aureliano Buendaa, with the cross of ashes on their foreheads, arrived, drawn by that great
volcanic belch, and they justified their determination with a phrase that may have explained everybody’s reasons.
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Remedios the Beauty was the only one who was immune to the banana plague. She was becalmed in a
magnificent adolescence, more and more impenetrable to formality, more and more indifferent to malice and
suspicion, happy in her own world of simple realities. She did not understand why women complicated their
lives with corsets and petticoats,swg power leveling, so she sewed herself a coarse cassock that she simply put over her and without
further difficulties resolved the problem of dress, without taking away the feeling of being naked, which
according to her lights was the only decent way to be when at home. They bothered her so much to cut the rain of
hair that already reached to her thighs and to make rolls with combs and braids with red ribbons that she simply
shaved her head and used the hair to make wigs for the saints. The startling thing about her simplifying instinct
was that the more she did away with fashion in a search for comfort and the more she passed over conventions as
she obeyed spontaneity, the more disturbing her incredible beauty became and the more provocative she became
to men. When the sons of Colonel Aureliano Buendaa were in Macondo for the first time, 2rsula remembered
that in their veins they bore the same blood as her great-granddaughter and she shuddered with a forgotten fright.
“Keep your eyes wide open,?she warned her. “With any of them your children will come out with the tail of a
pig.?The girl paid such little attention to the warning that she dressed up as a man and rolled around in the sand
in order to climb the greased pole, and she was at the point of bringing on a tragedy among the seventeen
cousins, who were driven mad by the unbearable spectacle. That was why none of them slept at the house when
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they visited the town and the four who had stayed lived in rented rooms at 2rsula’s insistence. Remedios the
Beauty, however, would have died laughing if she had known about that precaution. Until her last moment on

understandable. Endowed with means that had been reserved for Divine Providence in former times, they
changed the pattern of the rams, accelerated the cycle of harvest, and moved the river from where it had always
been and put it with its white stones and icy currents on the other side of the town, behind the cemetery. It was at
that time that they built a fortress of reinforced concrete over the faded tomb of Jos?Arcadio, so that the corpses
smell of powder would not contaminate the waters. For the foreigners who arrived without love they converted
the street of the loving matrons from France into a more extensive village than it had been, and on one glorious
Wednesday they brought in a trainload of strange whores, Babylonish women skilled in age-old methods and in
possession of all manner of unguents and devices to stimulate the unaroused, to give courage to the timid, to
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Street of the Turks, enriched by well-lit stores with products from abroad, displacing the old bazaars with their
bright colors, overflowed on Saturday nights with the crowds of adventurers who bumped into each other among
gambling tables, shooting galleries, the alley where the future was guessed and dreams interpreted, and tables of
fried food and drinks, and on Sunday mornings there were scattered on the ground bodies that were sometimes
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brawls. It was such a tumultuous and intemperate invasion that during the first days it was impossible to walk
through the streets because of the furniture and trunks, and the noise of the carpentry of those who were building
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hung their hammocks between the almond trees and made love under the netting in broad daylight and in view of
everyone. The only serene corner had been established by peaceful West Indian Negroes, who built a marginal
street with wooden houses on piles where they would sit in the doors at dusk singing melancholy hymns in their
disordered gabble. So many changes took place in such a short time that eight months after Mr. Herbert’s visit
the old inhabitants had a hard time recognizing their own town.
“Look at the mess we’ve got ourselves into,?Colonel Aureliano Buendaa said at that time, “just because we
invited a gringo to eat some bananas.?
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Aureliano Segundo, on the other hand, could not contain his happiness over the avalanche of foreigners. The
house was suddenly filled with unknown guests, with invincible and worldly carousers,flyff money, and it became necessary
to add bedrooms off the courtyard, widen the dining room, and exchange the old table for one that held sixteen
people, with new china and silver, and even then they had to eat lunch in shifts. Fernanda had to swallow her
scruples and their guests of the worst sort like kings as they muddied the porch with their boots, urinated in the
garden. laid their mats down anywhere to take their siesta, and spoke without regard for the sensitivities of ladies
or the proper behavior of gentlemen. Amaranta, was so scandalized with the plebeian invasion that she went back
to eating in the kitchen as in olden days. Colonel Aureliano Buendaa, convinced that the majority of those who
came into his workshop to greet him were not doing it because of sympathy or regard but out of the curiosity to
meet a historical relic, a museum fossil, decided to shut himself in by barring the door and he was not seen any

come across him by chance as he protested In broken Spanish because there were no rooms at the Hotel Jacob,
and as he frequently did with strangers, he took him home. He was in the captive-balloon business, which had
taken him halfway around the world with excellent profits, but he had not succeeded in taking anyone up in
Macondo because they considered that invention backward after having seen and tried the gypsies?flying carpets.
He was leaving, therefore, on the next train. When they brought to the table the tiger-striped bunch of bananas
that they were accustomed to hang in the dining room during lunch, he picked the first piece of fruit without
great enthusiasm. But he kept on eating as he spoke, tasting,rs money, chewing, more with the distraction of a wise man
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Then he took a small case with optical instruments out of the toolbox that he always carried with him. With the
auspicious attention of a diamond merchant he examined the banana meticulously, dissecting it with a special
scalpel,rs gold, weighing the pieces on a pharmacist’s scale, and calculating its breadth with a gunsmith’s calipers. Then
he took a series of instruments out of the chest with which he measured the temperature, the level of humidity in
the atmosphere, and the intensity of the light. It was such an intriguing ceremony that no one could eat in peace
as everybody waited for Mr. Herbert to pass a final and revealing judgment, but he did not say anything that
allowed anyone to guess his intentions.
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On the days that followed he was seen with a net and a small basket hunting butterflies on the outskirts of
town. On Wednesday a group of engineers, agronomists, hydrologists, topographers, and surveyors arrived who
for several weeks explored the places where Mr. Herbert had hunted his butterflies. Later on Mr. Jack Brown
arrived in an extra coach that had been coupled onto the yellow train and that was silver-plated all over, with
seats of episcopal velvet, and a roof of blue glass. Also arriving on the special car, fluttering around Mr. Brown,
were the solemn lawyers dressed in black who in different times had followed Colonel Aureliano Buendaa
everywhere, and that led the people to think that the agronomists, hydrologists, topographers, and surveyors, like
Mr. Herbert with his captive balloons and his colored butterflies and Mr. Brown with his mausoleum on wheels
and his ferocious German shepherd dogs, had something to do with the war. There was not much time to think
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inhabited by foreigners who arrived on the train from halfway around the world, riding not only on the seats and
platforms but even on the roof of the coaches. The gringos, who later on brought their languid wives in muslin
dresses and large veiled hats, built a separate town across the railroad tracks with streets lined with palm trees,
houses with screened windows, small white tables on the terraces, and fans mounted on the ceilings, and
extensive blue lawns with peacocks and quails. The section was surrounded by a metal fence topped with a band
of electrified chicken wire which during the cool summer mornings would be black with roasted swallows. No
one knew yet what they were after, or whether they were actually nothing but philanthropists, and they had
already caused a colossal disturbance, much more than that of the old gypsies, but less transitory and

merchant Bruno Crespi projected in the theater with the lion-head ticket windows, for the character who had died
and was buried in one film and for whose misfortune tears of affliction had been shed would reappear alive and
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outbursts of the audience. With that discouraging explanation many felt that they had been the victims of some
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too many troubles of their own to weep over the acted-out misfortunes of imaginary beings. Something similar
happened with the cylinder phonographs that the merry matrons from France brought with them as a substitute
for the antiquated hand organs and that for a time had serious effects on the livelihood of the band of musicians.
At first curiosity increased the clientele on the forbidden street and there was even word of respectable ladies
who disguised themselves as workers in order to observe the novelty of the phonograph from first hand, but from
so much and such close observation they soon reached the conclusion that it was not an enchanted mill as
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officially inaugurated and had begun to arrive with regularity on Wednesdays at eleven o’clock and the primitive
wooden station with a desk, a telephone, and a ticket window had been built, on the streets of Macondo men and
women were seen who had adopted everyday and normal customs and manners but who really looked like
people out of a circus. In a town that had chafed under the tricks of the gypsies there was no future for those
ambulatory acrobats of commerce who with equal effrontery offered a whistling kettle and a daily regime that
would assure the salvation of the soul on the seventh day; but from those who let themselves be convinced out of
fatigue and the ones who were always unwary, they reaped stupendous benefits. Among those theatrical
creatures, wearing riding breeches and leggings, a pith helmet and steel-rimmed glasses, with topaz eyes and the
skin of a thin rooster, there arrived in Macondo on one of so many Wednesdays the chubby and smiling Mr.
Herbert, who ate at the house.
No one had noticed him at the table until the first bunch of bananas had been eaten. Aureliano Segundo had

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“We have to bring in the railroad,?he said.
That was the first time that the word had ever been heard in Macondo. Looking at the sketch that Aureliano
Triste drew on the table and that was a direct descendent of the plans with which Jos?Arcadio Buendaa had
illustrated his project for solar warfare,cheap rose zulie, 2rsula confirmed her impression that time was going in a circle. But
unlike his forebear, Aureliano Triste did not lose any sleep or appetite nor did he torment anyone with crises of ill
humor, but he considered the most harebrained of projects as immediate possibilities, made rational calculations
about costs and dates, and brought them off without any intermediate exasperation. If Aureliano Segundo had
something of his great-grandfather in him and lacked something of Colonel Aureliano Buendaa, it was an
absolute indifference to mockery, and he gave the money to bring the railroad with the same lighthearted air with
which he had given it for his brother’s absurd navigation project. Aureliano Triste consulted the calendar and left
the following Wednesday, planning to return after the rains had passed. There was no more news of him.
Aureliano Centeno, overwhelmed by the abundance of the factory, had already begun to experiment with the
production of ice with a base of fruit juices instead of water,buy runescape gold, and without knowing it or thinking about it, he
conceived the essential fundamentals for the invention of sherbet. In that way he planned to diversify the
production of an enterprise he considered his own, because his brother showed no signs of returning after the
rains had passed and a whole summer had gone by with no news of him. At the start of another winter, however,
a woman who was washing clothes in the river during the hottest time of the day ran screaming down the main
street in an alarming state of commotion.
“It’s coming,?she finally explained. “Something frightful, like a kitchen dragging a village behind it.?
At that moment the town was shaken by a whistle with a fearful echo and a loud, panting respiration. During
the previous weeks they had seen the gangs who were laying ties and tracks and no one paid attention to them
because they thought it was some new trick of the gypsies, coming back with whistles and tambourines and their
age-old and discredited song and dance about the qualities of some concoction put together by journeyman
geniuses of Jerusalem. But when they recovered from the noise of the whistles and the snorting, all the
inhabitants ran out into the street and saw Aureliano Triste waving from the locomotive, and in a trance they saw
the flower-bedecked train which was arriving for the first time eight months late. The innocent yellow train that
was to bring so many ambiguities and certainties, so many pleasant and unpleasant moments, so many changes,cheap shaiya money,
calamities, and feelings of nostalgia to Macondo.
Chapter 12
DAZZLED BY SO MANY and such marvelous inventions, the people of Macondo did not know where their
amazement began. They stayed up all night looking at the pale electric bulbs fed by the plant that Aureliano
Triste had brought back when the train made its second trip,flyff penya, and it took time and effort for them to grow
accustomed to its obsessive toom-toom. They be. came indignant over the living images that the prosperous

merchant Bruno Crespi projected in the theater with the lion-head ticket windows, for the character who had died
and was buried in one film and for whose misfortune tears of affliction had been shed would reappear alive and
transformed into an Arab in the next one. The audience, who paid two cents apiece to share the difficulties of the
actors, would not tolerate that outlandish fraud and they broke up the seats. The mayor, at the urging of Bruno
Crespi, explained in a proclamation that the cinema was a machine of illusions that did not merit the emotional
outbursts of the audience. With that discouraging explanation many felt that they had been the victims of some
new and showy gypsy business and they decided not to return to the movies, considering that they already had
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too many troubles of their own to weep over the acted-out misfortunes of imaginary beings. Something similar
happened with the cylinder phonographs that the merry matrons from France brought with them as a substitute
for the antiquated hand organs and that for a time had serious effects on the livelihood of the band of musicians.
At first curiosity increased the clientele on the forbidden street and there was even word of respectable ladies
who disguised themselves as workers in order to observe the novelty of the phonograph from first hand, but from
so much and such close observation they soon reached the conclusion that it was not an enchanted mill as
everyone had thought and as the matrons had said, but a mechanical trick that could not be compared with
something so moving, so human, and so full of everyday truth as a band of musicians. It was such a serious
disappointment that when phonographs became so popular that there was one in every house they were not
considered objects for amusement for adults but as something good for children to take apart. On the other hand,
when someone from the town had the opportunity to test the crude reality of the telephone installed in the
railroad station,rs money, which was thought to be a rudimentary version of the phonograph because of its crank, even the
most incredulous were upset. It was as if God had decided to put to the test every capacity for surprise and was
keeping the inhabitants of Macondo in a permanent alternation between excitement and disappointment, doubt
and revelation,cheap rose online zuly, to such an extreme that no one knew for certain where the limits of reality lay. It was an intricate
stew of truths and mirages that convulsed the ghost of Jos?Arcadio Buendaa under the chestnut tree with
impatience and made him wander all through the house even in broad daylight. Ever since the railroad had been
officially inaugurated and had begun to arrive with regularity on Wednesdays at eleven o’clock and the primitive
wooden station with a desk, a telephone, and a ticket window had been built, on the streets of Macondo men and
women were seen who had adopted everyday and normal customs and manners but who really looked like
people out of a circus. In a town that had chafed under the tricks of the gypsies there was no future for those
ambulatory acrobats of commerce who with equal effrontery offered a whistling kettle and a daily regime that
would assure the salvation of the soul on the seventh day; but from those who let themselves be convinced out of
fatigue and the ones who were always unwary, they reaped stupendous benefits. Among those theatrical
creatures, wearing riding breeches and leggings, a pith helmet and steel-rimmed glasses,runescape power leveling, with topaz eyes and the
skin of a thin rooster,buy wow gold, there arrived in Macondo on one of so many Wednesdays the chubby and smiling Mr.
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No one had noticed him at the table until the first bunch of bananas had been eaten. Aureliano Segundo had

come across him by chance as he protested In broken Spanish because there were no rooms at the Hotel Jacob,cheap runescape money,
and as he frequently did with strangers, he took him home. He was in the captive-balloon business, which had
taken him halfway around the world with excellent profits, but he had not succeeded in taking anyone up in
Macondo because they considered that invention backward after having seen and tried the gypsies?flying carpets.
He was leaving, therefore,rose online zulie, on the next train. When they brought to the table the tiger-striped bunch of bananas
that they were accustomed to hang in the dining room during lunch, he picked the first piece of fruit without
great enthusiasm. But he kept on eating as he spoke, tasting, chewing, more with the distraction of a wise man
than with the delight of a good eater, and when he finished the first bunch he asked them to bring him another.
Then he took a small case with optical instruments out of the toolbox that he always carried with him. With the
auspicious attention of a diamond merchant he examined the banana meticulously, dissecting it with a special
scalpel, weighing the pieces on a pharmacist’s scale, and calculating its breadth with a gunsmith’s calipers. Then
he took a series of instruments out of the chest with which he measured the temperature, the level of humidity in
the atmosphere, and the intensity of the light. It was such an intriguing ceremony that no one could eat in peace
as everybody waited for Mr. Herbert to pass a final and revealing judgment, but he did not say anything that
allowed anyone to guess his intentions.
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On the days that followed he was seen with a net and a small basket hunting butterflies on the outskirts of
town. On Wednesday a group of engineers, agronomists, hydrologists, topographers, and surveyors arrived who
for several weeks explored the places where Mr. Herbert had hunted his butterflies. Later on Mr. Jack Brown
arrived in an extra coach that had been coupled onto the yellow train and that was silver-plated all over, with
seats of episcopal velvet, and a roof of blue glass. Also arriving on the special car, fluttering around Mr. Brown,rose zulie,
were the solemn lawyers dressed in black who in different times had followed Colonel Aureliano Buendaa
everywhere, and that led the people to think that the agronomists, hydrologists, topographers,runescape gold, and surveyors, like
Mr. Herbert with his captive balloons and his colored butterflies and Mr. Brown with his mausoleum on wheels
and his ferocious German shepherd dogs, had something to do with the war. There was not much time to think
about it, however, because the suspicious inhabitants of Macondo barely began to wonder what the devil was
going on when the town had already become transformed into an encampment of wooden houses with zinc roofs
inhabited by foreigners who arrived on the train from halfway around the world, riding not only on the seats and
platforms but even on the roof of the coaches. The gringos, who later on brought their languid wives in muslin
dresses and large veiled hats, built a separate town across the railroad tracks with streets lined with palm trees,
houses with screened windows, small white tables on the terraces, and fans mounted on the ceilings, and
extensive blue lawns with peacocks and quails. The section was surrounded by a metal fence topped with a band
of electrified chicken wire which during the cool summer mornings would be black with roasted swallows. No
one knew yet what they were after, or whether they were actually nothing but philanthropists, and they had
already caused a colossal disturbance, much more than that of the old gypsies, but less transitory and